GREEDINESS IS AN AFRICAN DISEASE
1Minute Read By Collin Kuudzehwe SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk. FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk. NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you. CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits. MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor. AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death. FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third. GERMAN SO...